• me: I'm pretty sure I would marry every single Avenger.
  • obnoxious friend: Black Widow is an Avenger.
  • me: Did I fucking stutter?

This is the Master-ring, the  O n e  R i n g  to rule them all. This is the  O n e  R i n g  that he lost many ages ago, to the great weakening of his power. He greatly desires it— but he must not get it.

Stuff I got in oxford! #marvel #captainamerica #spiderman #hufflepuff #harrypotter

Stuff I got in oxford! #marvel #captainamerica #spiderman #hufflepuff #harrypotter

Yes I defaced this. I have no regrets #penis #football #newspaper #funny #noregrets

Yes I defaced this. I have no regrets #penis #football #newspaper #funny #noregrets