- me: I'm pretty sure I would marry every single Avenger.
- obnoxious friend: Black Widow is an Avenger.
- me: Did I fucking stutter?
This is the Master-ring, the O n e R i n g to rule them all. This is the O n e R i n g that he lost many ages ago, to the great weakening of his power. He greatly desires it— but he must not get it.
Omg the black one.. :’) Leo d-cap
Stuff I got in oxford! #marvel #captainamerica #spiderman #hufflepuff #harrypotter
Yes I defaced this. I have no regrets #penis #football #newspaper #funny #noregrets